SOLOMON #200B "Vampire Squid" Festival Jersey

Corporate governance meets the main stage bass drop.

The SOLOMON #200B is a high-octane tribute to the dual life of Wall Street's most scrutinized chief executive, David M. Solomon. Designed with a loud, neon electronic music festival aesthetic, this mesh button-down jersey leans heavily into the dark lore of Goldman Sachs. If your daytime job involves leveraged buyouts but your weekend involves a DJ deck, this is your uniform.

The Details (IYKYK)

The Number 200B: A direct nod to the staggering $200 billion in assets under management that the firm routinely moves across global markets.

The Chest Typography: Features the word SQUIDS emblazoned across the chest in a 3D neon chrome font—a permanent monument to the "Great Vampire Squid wrapped around the face of humanity."

The Sleeve Appliqués: The left sleeve features an embroidered, multi-tentacled neon green squid holding a stack of hundred-dollar bills. The right sleeve features a glowing vinyl record spinning on a turntable platter.

The Back Text: Boldly displays D-SOL above the number—immortalizing the electronic dance music alter-ego that caused absolute panic in the corporate boardroom.

Premium Specs

Ultra-lightweight, sweat-wicking neon rave mesh construction.

Iridescent, color-shifting buttons that react to flash and club lighting.

Finished with the signature "Margin Call Studios" counter-culture neck label (The Redacted Blank Check).

Relaxed, rave-ready streetwear fit.

Made in the USA.