{"product_id":"nonexistent-homer-simpson-hedge-graphic-skateboard-deck","title":"Nonexistent \"Homer Hedge\" Skateboard Deck - Green Woodgrain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFading into the Shrubbery.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn absolute holy grail of internet culture and underground skate history. Produced by the highly sought-after boutique brand Nonexistent, this archival deck represents the pinnacle of skateboarding's long, rebellious tradition of \"Cease and Desist\" pop-culture appropriation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis unauthorized, instantly recognizable graphic immortalizes one of the most famous and universally shared memes of the digital age. The brilliant execution pairs the viral \"hedge\" artwork with a rich, color-matched green woodgrain bottom veneer. For the true pop-culture archivists, the meticulous attention to detail continues onto the top veneer, featuring a classic pink frosted doughnut graphic. Because these boutique parody runs face immediate legal pressure and incredibly short production windows, securing a fully sealed, deadstock copy is an exceptionally rare opportunity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCondition Disclosure (Please Read Carefully):\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a factory-sealed, archival skateboard deck (New Old Stock \/ Deadstock). The original factory shrink wrap is fully intact, and the deck remains entirely unskated, unmounted, and flawlessly preserved. Please note that standard factory shrink wrap may occasionally exhibit minor, natural breath-holes or micro-tears from storage, but the deck itself is in pristine, museum-grade condition. Please review all provided photographs carefully to assess the exact condition before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nonexistent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48262005260486,"sku":null,"price":399.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/8312\/2886\/files\/Homer_Simpson_2.jpg?v=1791506658","url":"https:\/\/margincallstudios.com\/products\/nonexistent-homer-simpson-hedge-graphic-skateboard-deck","provider":"Margin Call Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}