{"product_id":"nonexistent-cowabunga-dudes-deck-purple","title":"Nonexistent \"Cowabunga Dudes\" Skateboard Deck - Purple Woodgrain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEat My Shorts.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA flawless execution of skateboarding's long, rebellious history of \"Cease and Desist\" pop-culture flips. Produced by boutique underground brand Nonexistent, this highly coveted deck pays direct homage to the undisputed king of 1990s cartoon skateboarding: Bart Simpson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat truly elevates this archival piece from a standard graphic is the premium manufacturing. Unlike modern mass-market boards that use flat heat-transfers, this deck features a traditional hand-screenprinted graphic. The vibrant, raised ink sits beautifully against a rich purple woodgrain veneer, creating a striking, high-contrast display piece. Because unauthorized parody graphics face incredibly short production runs, securing a pristine, deadstock copy of this caliber is a rare opportunity for both 90s nostalgists and core skate archivists.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCondition Disclosure (Please Read Carefully):\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a New Old Stock (NOS) archival skateboard deck. The deck remains entirely unskated, unmounted, and flawlessly preserved in its original factory packaging. It has been strictly stored as a premium collector's display piece. Please note that original packaging on deadstock boards may occasionally exhibit minor, natural breath-holes or micro-tears from storage, but the hand-screened deck itself is in pristine, museum-grade condition. Please review all provided photographs carefully to assess the exact condition before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nonexistent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48262226182342,"sku":null,"price":249.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/8312\/2886\/files\/Simpsons_Ralph_2.jpg?v=1791509833","url":"https:\/\/margincallstudios.com\/products\/nonexistent-cowabunga-dudes-deck-purple","provider":"Margin Call Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}