{"product_id":"gensler-1-sec-officiating-crew-referee-shirt","title":"GENSLER #1 \"SEC Officiating Crew\" Referee Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe ultimate fun-police.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhen traditional Wall Street suits and chaotic crypto bros actually unite, it is usually to hate the guy throwing the penalty flags. The GENSLER #1 is a heavy-duty official's referee shirt built for the man constantly blowing the whistle, calling technical fouls on alt-coins, and trying to shut down the casino. If your daily routine involves regulating everyone else's good time, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details (IYKYK)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Number 1:\u003c\/b\u003e A massive, undeniable number \"1\" centered on the back. No nameplate required—everyone already knows who the Head Official is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe SEC Badge:\u003c\/b\u003e A prominent, authoritarian \"SEC\" shield patch embroidered directly onto the left chest pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Irony:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic, high-contrast black-and-white vertical stripes naturally double as a subtle nod to prison bars—a brilliant layer of irony for the guy trying to lock everyone else up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure, unadulterated regulation. Wear it when you are ready to issue a subpoena or ruin a perfectly good bull run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eThis isn't a novelty costume. It is constructed to the exact professional-grade standard of the authentic officiating gear you’d pull straight from the stockroom at Corner Sports.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eUltra-durable, moisture-wicking pro-mesh fabric designed to handle the heat of a hostile crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eAuthentic V-neck collar equipped with a heavy-duty lanyard loop for your whistle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eFinished with the signature \"Margin Call Studios\" counter-culture neck label (The Redacted Blank Check).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ccode data-path-to-node=\"14,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Margin Call Studios","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45853346234566,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45853346267334,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45853346300102,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45853346332870,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45853346365638,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/8312\/2886\/files\/Gensler_front_and_back.png?v=1779118412","url":"https:\/\/margincallstudios.com\/products\/gensler-1-sec-officiating-crew-referee-shirt","provider":"Margin Call Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}