{"product_id":"cramer-00-inverse-rollers-bowling-shirt","title":"CRAMER #00 \"Inverse Rollers\" Bowling Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ePure, unhinged chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe CRAMER #00 \"Inverse Rollers\" Bowling Shirt is a loud, retro tribute to the ultimate television entertainer and the absolute worst stock-picker in financial history, Jim Cramer. Blindly following the daily televised screaming is the absolute fastest way to pay the idiot tax. It perfectly captures the paradoxical nature of modern life and consumer behavior—the loudest guy in the room is almost always wrong. If your portfolio strategy relies on aggressively doing the exact opposite of what the TV tells you, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details (IYKYK)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Number 00:\u003c\/b\u003e Emblazoned on the back, representing the classic double-zero gutter-ball score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Chest Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a chaotic, retro-styled embroidered graphic of a crazed bull and a panicked bear violently crashing into each other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Team Identity:\u003c\/b\u003e The \"Inverse Rollers\" chain-stitched across the back—a nod to the highly profitable trading strategy of simply fading every single one of his recommendations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e An unapologetic, obnoxious color-block of neon orange and bowling-alley teal. It is loud, theatrical, and impossible to look away from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eClassic short-sleeve button-down bowling silhouette with a relaxed, wide-open camp collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eConstructed from a premium, heavy-drape retro gabardine blend that falls perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eThis shirt is built to the exact premium standard you would expect from the top-tier inventory at Corner Sports.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eContrast piping and vintage-style pearlized buttons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003eFinished with the signature \"Margin Call Studios\" counter-culture neck label (The Redacted Blank Check).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Margin Call Studios","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45853341745350,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45853341778118,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45853341810886,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45853341843654,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45853341876422,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/8312\/2886\/files\/Cramer_front.png?v=1779117992","url":"https:\/\/margincallstudios.com\/products\/cramer-00-inverse-rollers-bowling-shirt","provider":"Margin Call Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}