{"product_id":"ackman-0-pershing-square-fc-soccer-kit","title":"ACKMAN #0 \"Pershing Square FC\" Soccer Kit","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eElite. Theatrical. Relentless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe ACKMAN #0 \"Pershing Square FC\" Kit is a sleek, premium soccer jersey designed for the activist investor who treats the market like a blood sport. Inspired by billionaire country-club drama, 50-page open letters, and taking your grievances straight to Twitter, this kit embodies the high-stakes theater of European soccer. When the trade goes against you, just flop, cry to the SEC, and demand a bailout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details (IYKYK)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Number 0:\u003c\/b\u003e A sleek, European-style zero on the back, representing the ultimate zero-sum game of a massive short position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Team Crest:\u003c\/b\u003e A refined, elite athletic club badge on the left breast reading \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003e\u003ccode data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003ePERSHING SQUARE FC\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Main Sponsor:\u003c\/b\u003e True to soccer tradition, the center stomach features a massive corporate sponsor logo reading \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003e\u003ccode data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eHERBALIFE\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e—but it has been ruthlessly crossed out with a jagged red strike-through, honoring the most dramatic, multi-year short-selling war in Wall Street history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp, clean, and aggressively wealthy. The collared design is strictly Country Club compliant, meaning it easily transitions from a morning round of golf or a heated pickleball session straight into a hostile boardroom dispute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eAthletic-fit, short-sleeve soccer silhouette with a sophisticated, structured collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eConstructed from an ultra-premium moisture-wicking weave—the exact caliber of elite athletic apparel that would have commanded the top rack back in the Corner Sports days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eStark white base with sharp navy blue and metallic silver trim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003eFinished with the signature \"Margin Call Studios\" counter-culture neck label (The Redacted Blank Check).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Margin Call Studios","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45853337944262,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45853337977030,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45853338009798,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45853338042566,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45853338075334,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/8312\/2886\/files\/Ackman_front_and_back.png?v=1779117305","url":"https:\/\/margincallstudios.com\/products\/ackman-0-pershing-square-fc-soccer-kit","provider":"Margin Call Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}